Mean Mr Mustard

Lyrics: Lennon, McCartney
Music: Lennon, McCartney

A Beatles song played by Phil Lesh and Friends in 2007 and by Furthur in 2011

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Saving up to buy some clothes
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man