There Ain't No Cars On Me

Lyrics: Traditional/improvised
Music: Traditional/improvised

Sung by Robert Hunter and others with the Dinosaurs on 21 November 1982 - clearly as a joke. See also There Ain't No Bugs On Me" sung much later by Garcia and Grisman.

There ain't no cars on me
There ain't no cars on me
There may be cars on some of you stars
But there ain't no cars on me

There ain't no flies on me, on me
There ain't no flies on me
There may be flies on some of you guys
But there ain't no flies on me

There ain't no diplomas on me (note 1)
No there ain't no diplomas on me
There may be diplomas on some of you moaners
But there ain't no diplomas on me