Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman

Lyrics: The Tubes, Michael Snyder
Music: The Tubes, Michael Snyder

Played by Vince Welnick with The Tubes and with The Affordables

It was a normal date with my girlfriend Sue
Blond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-two
The night was cold, the stars were bright
From over her shoulder came a strange light

We parked the car down at Three-Mile Point
The top was down, we were really going
I heard her cry, the reactor flared
She grew and grew, I freaked and stared

Chorus
Attack of the fifty-foot woman
Our love was at an end
All she did to get her kicks
Was step on all the men

I had to run just to save my skin
She scooped me up, I could not win
My God, I screamed, to my distress
Got a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress

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Look out here she comes
The biggest pair on earth
So scared I gotta go with her

The National Guard couldn't shoot her down
Before she left she really trashed our town
She left me there, though I tried and tried
A fifty foot woman's never satisfied

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